Ho da fuckin' demo was bad ass. Dea was dis fucka, he went flip da board all kine ways put em back on his feet and kep riding. Den when no one was looking dis peice of Chet went bus out. Anadah buggah wit long blond hair was bustin out all kine grabs li'dat. I wen axe my braddahs which one of dem can drop in on da Volcolm mini and bus out one fat melon grab, da fuckas tell me, "Natas". I nevah know Forbes wen skate. I like dat braddahs magazine get good kine pichas in dea. He was good you know. Dis haole could do all kind fun shit.

lef: Chet Thomas when thro down al kine trix. ho an da bugga neva even fall once - badass dis haole bugga.

Me and my boy wen inside da new Local Motion, ho only to see Patricia Ford passing out papah shit in front. I went grab her ass, try axe her. Firm, eh, her ass. Ho... dis suckin stoah is so bad ass, I nevah even know fo when start. Dey get so much shit in dea. All kine surf shit, skate shit and bullshit. Brah, no ask me what the fuck one electric bike was in dea fo, all I know is I wen honk the horn and the fucka wen scare me... no I no scade. Dis stoah so fucking big, biggah den one house... but not biggah den the waves I surf. I bad ass you know, when come fo get inside da barrel. I like puinsai Miss Ford's barrel. Nah nah... joke. I nevah knew surf shops get food stuffs inside, da stoah had coffee kine shit. Brah was cool, you know, checkin out da honeys from top da outside lanai. Could see da halfpipe too.

lef: Robby Gaskell rite: Rob Waldron bot deeze guyz was rippin it up for da shop sponsa.

We went back outside for check out da bands, ho only to see Patricia Ford passing out papah shit in front. I went grab her ass, try axe her. Firm, eh, her ass. I like her you know. I get all kine pichas of her, some stay hard for get apart. Ho... da band was playing all kine good braddah braddah music. But da skatebordahs was going too fas fo da reggae. So dey went setup dea own band playing all kine fast shit. Dey even had one "mosh" pit, I tot mosh pits was a MISDAMEANER, fuck em. I stood in da middle folded arms and nevah even budge. Fuckin little punk tot dat dey wood move me. Fuck em. I nevah move one foot. Even da punk ass mom swingin her purse at me nevah make me move. I stood dea for one hour and yelled to da skatebordahs on da halfpipe fo do one McTwist. Fuckas, nevah bust em out.

lef: Kale Sandridge, dis crazy ass bugga when jump off eveary ting. He when stand up on dat piece of wood an when do a drop in. All mos mo crazy dan da drop at Pipes braddah. Ho Kale wood go!

Nah nah... good fun da demo. Da fuckin skatahs were bad ass and da bands played my songs. I only wish dey had free poi for da boys. FREE POI FO DA BOYS. Aftah da demo was done, I wen back inside Local Motion, ho only to see Patricia Ford passing out papah shit in front. I went grab her ass, try axe her. Firm, eh, her ass.